“Yeah, I know,” I told the soldier who claims many, many past lives where he is always a soldier, never anything but. “You showed me you nose in bathtub,” I said. “I see your Roman nose. I see that you look like a Roman soldier / Rhino.”
“Yep, can’t help it, P. That’s what I am.”
“I think it’s funny you’ve got 3 times as much Arab in you as Italian but you do definitely look Roman.”
“That’s right. And I don’t have time for any of those Gladatorial bastards either.”
“Gladiators, P! They fought in the coliseum. But not me. I’m not doing that. I’m going to fight a WAR!”
“You and your nose.”
“Yep. Me and this schnoz here, P. We aren’t wasting time in no coliseum. Straight to war! Get me to a war and get me there now!”
Wow, Soldier has Spanish, Italian, Arab and all with a Southern accent? Cool 🙂
No, he’s not Spanish, he’s something else. He just speaks Spanish, allllllll Spanish including Albuquerque New Mexico, Valley Girl Spanish as he calls it. And he is Southern and speaks everything with a proper accent (Venus in Gemini) which is beguiling to all.
lol, yes, that’s definitely a Gemini trait. He’s got them all covered!