i met him at THE MALL today.. he works there..... (i loathe malls.) but i had just finished work across the street and he didn't go in for a few hours, so we met for the first time just to get a feel for each other.

Mind you, we've been chatting via text and on the phone for a few days and the conversation seemed good.

well.... after 2 hours of spotty conversation and me following him around at high velocity through every corner of the mall, i could feel his complete disinterest and really just wasn't in the mood to even try anymore. but i was being nice and thought maybe he is shy... he's a pisces, so maybe? i don't know......

the highlight of the two hours? i accompanied him to Target so he could buy deodorant.......

finally he asked if I had anything I wanted to do and said that he was just going to go into work early... a whole two hours early...... (who does that?)

*sigh* ... deodorant..........

I had a date with a guy and the date was fun until we got in bed.

I'm not a size queen but I do think it's realistic to know what you're working with. He thought he was hung like a horse, which is problematic for two reasons: 1) he was . . . The opposite and 2) he had fallen into the trap of the well-hung and learned NO skill in regards to the topography of a woman's body.

So I went home early. And he later became the butt of a joke that ends "you must be this tall to ride this ride. "

"you must be this tall to ride this ride. " LOLOLOL

i don't even think the well endowed bother to think of the topography of anyone's body!! most just think because they are "gifted" that speaks for itself.... well let me tell you IT DOES NOT!!!!

YOU STILL NEED TO KNOW HWO TO USE THE EQUIPMENT ASSHOLE

there may not be much maneuvering to be accomplished in a dingy... but if you're taking out the yaht, you better know how to get back to the dock

fuckin hurts too damnit.......

First date, we stayed at his house and watched a movie. With his parents.