Don’t know if anyone posted this one yet.
Before leaving the house, one must do inventory:
”Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch.”
I've heard so many of these, growing up, here's some that may be only known in the UK:
Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.
All fur coat and no knickers.
Take a long walk off a short pier.
Go and play in the traffic.
I'd rather shit in my hands and clap.
You'd make a better door than a window.
Well I go to the foot of our stairs.
Don't lift your petticoat after pissing.
This f'in song.
Do you know, growing up in AZ, this song would come on the jukebox and EVERYONE would sing along.
Holy mackerel!
My dad says it all the time, it is ridiculous
There is also "Holy H cow!"
Makes me laugh to read all this stuff, & reminds me of old days 😊
Now my husband suggested everyone, "spout it out".
My husband, this morning: "Heavens to Murgatroyd!"
No wonder they tease him!
Oh I love this -- I've said it too, even as a kid! And I often say "Just spit it out!" In impatience with someone beating around the bush.