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wow, i can contribute so much to this thread.
let's begin.
A drive-around date. He was kind and well educated. I invited him up for coffee. (I should not have).
One thing led to another, and we tried to kiss. BAD BREATH. I wanted him to leave but he wouldn't take the cue. He probably realized if he left he would never get a chance to fuck me ever again. Instead of excusing himself and leaving... he brushed his teeth in my house. It did not help.
Finally, I told him that we will most likely not be meeting again and probably we should call it a night. He still did not give up. Tried to kiss me again. I recoiled again. I am very accommodative but the breath was so bad that even a cancer sun could not show empathy... and even my easily stimulated mars in aries did not get turned on.
@vdn This was very funny to read. Hope you post more. I sense you have been on the dating battlefields!
The Sag I married. OMG. I have no idea what I could have been thinking. He kept asking me out. I kept saying no.
Let's be clear. Sag wants what they cannot have. If you want one, become unavailable. First time I cracked I went to a restaurant bar type place but would only do it with a group. I took my girlfriends with me.
Next time, hockey game with several friends. Next time a dinner but took two couples.
Finally, met him (still wouldn't let him pick me up nor did I tell him where I lived) at another restaurant bar type place. We are alone this time. He was so loud and oh, the bragging. Made me sick. Then, he started telling me that I was the oldest woman he had ever dated. (I did not consider we were actually dating btw) Oh, and I was in my early 30's HA.... he was 5 years older than me. Was this big mouth crazy? Soon after I mentioned his bald spot, cos... he had it coming.
He kept talking and Scorpio just walked out while he was in mid-sentence. I mean, he was just talking away and I didn't make a scene or say a word, I just quietly got up and walked out, got in the car and left. God, they are so full of themselves. When I got home there was a message. I listened, rolled my eyes and went to bed. You'd think that would have been it, but no....
This person was so persistent and determined to win after that I spent most of the next few months laughing. Laughs on me tho.... I think he wore me down. I married this arsehole.
I was never a date-r but he was the worst date of my life... and my least favorite husband.
@notmycircus hahaha! Yeah. It was the 'him' show. Worse, I was always told to pay attention to how a man treats his mother. It is an indicator of how they will treat you. NO... Pay attention to a fully grown adult that is still living at home with their mother. Pay close attention to that. He was 37 or so still living with mommy. I mean, he had a good job but still lived at home. He claimed he was helping her. NO. But it sounded nice on paper. A year into the marriage I could see how gross that was. He sure talked a good game though. I can't tell you how many times he would be in mid conversation that I just walked away and left him talking. Me and those fire signs. That fire is so attractive. God I love fire signs. Sad that it never works out. I guarantee I was no picnic for him either. I am surprised he didn't put a bounty on my head.
my least favorite husband
LOL ?
Another one:
Started talking on an online dating platform.
Tells me he has just gotten out of a serious relationship with a girl with whom he was supposed to get married.
I tell him that I am looking for something serious.
I tell him that since he is not on the same page we should not meet.
He plays the grey zone and convinces me to meet him in person.
I go to a pub to meet him since I have to take risks like that to find love.
We order two drinks.
He repeats his sad story and tells me he cannot offer me a long-term relationship.
I tell him you are paying for the drink and I get up and leave. (I HAVE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE. But I was just tired of being treated as someone disposable.)
He texts me back with profanities.
I block him.
Another one:
I start talking to this guy from an online dating platform. Pandemic is raging. Only virtual dates.
A couple of video calls.
He keeps insisting I expose for him.
I do not agree and keep dodging. After much pushing, I showed him some of my cleavage.
I am in the mood for a casual relationship this time post a year-long lockdown and no human touch.
I tell him that I am up for cuddles and I might bl*w him but am not up for anything else.
He seems very unstable. I hear a voice from the heavens telling me to not meet him.
I drop him.
He starts abusing me verbally. I block him.
After a couple of months, I unblock him since I did not want him to be even on my block list.
He sends me a screenshot from the time I showed him my cleavage on a video call and blackmails me. I block him again.
I spend a few days in terror.
He is still on my block list. Going to be 9+ months.
I wonder what would have happened if I actually met him. I cannot thank that voice enough that saved me.