Forum

Notifications
Clear all

Old Man Things To Say

Elsa
Posts: 2409
 Elsa
Admin
Topic starter
(@elsa)
Prominent Member
Joined: 19 years ago

They lost power at my husband's shop today. He told 'em to be sure to "punch him out". They just stared...

Reply
soup
Posts: 597
 soup
(@soup)
Reputable Member
Joined: 12 years ago

Six to one, half dozen to the other. 

I wouldn't pay a buck three eighty for that. 

Reply
Elsa
Posts: 2409
 Elsa
Admin
Topic starter
(@elsa)
Prominent Member
Joined: 19 years ago

Two bits!

Reply
jana
Posts: 295
 jana
(@jana)
Estimable Member
Joined: 5 years ago

Do you expect me to stand on my head and spit wooden nickels Smile

 

Reply
Elsa
Posts: 2409
 Elsa
Admin
Topic starter
(@elsa)
Prominent Member
Joined: 19 years ago

Take a flying leap and a rolling donut!

Reply
Hades Moon
Posts: 164
(@hades-moon)
Trusted Member
Joined: 5 years ago

The pot calling the kettle black.

Don’t piss in my pocket

The lights are on but nobody’s home

Reply
Page 5 / 8
Scroll to Top