“Oh yeah,” my husband said. “I ate like a hog. May as well put booties on feet and just roast me.” “Yeah?” Yeah, that’s right. Put me on a spit and roast me slowly with an apple in my mouth. Nothing else can be done at this point – I ate too much.”
Oh gods Elsa, I’m falling apart. My husband is involved with another woman. This relationship started 5 years ago when I wanted to open our marriage up because I had a crush on her husband. My part with her husband didn’t last long, but my husband formed a very strong bond with his wife. They’ve
Venus is square Neptune at the moment, in aspect to my natal Venus Neptune square and here come the facts of my existence… “No, this day was not that bad,” I said to the soldier on my way home from the hospital. “Yes, the sky is falling but they wheeled me out of that surgery
Lots of Capricorn… and Mars conjunct Mercury speaks: “What are you doing, P?” the soldier asked. “Are you bootling?” “No, I’m lying here on a heating pad because I am cold. I am cold in my bones.” “In your bones, huh?” “Yeah. I get cold in my bones and mad in my veins, don’t you?”
Dear Elsa, I am living with my boyfriend of four years in his very small hometown while we take a break between college and grad school. His best friend since childhood lives a short trip away so we see him often. I think the best friend is in love with my boyfriend. Neither has ever
Dina asked about reincarnation … “I wonder if Elsa/you guys think that reincarnation is an accurate idea. It kind of goes part and parcel with this. I factor it in and kind of think it logical partially because of the verifiable past life regressions of people like, SuSu on xanga. They wouldn’t be so vivid,
I had another gal write, a Capricorn. She wanted to know what Capricorns can expect from Pluto’s transit through their sign and I think Capricorn can expect excellent results provided… Provided they are a half-way decent Capricorns! By that I mean that you act with some degree of integrity. You should have some humility about
