Taurus Appetite

“Oh yeah,” my husband said. “I ate like a hog. May as well put booties on feet and just roast me.” “Yeah?” Yeah, that’s right. Put me on a spit and roast me slowly with an apple in my mouth. Nothing else can be done at this point – I ate too much.”

She Runs Hot… And Cold

Lots of Capricorn… and Mars conjunct Mercury speaks: “What are you doing, P?” the soldier asked. “Are you bootling?” “No, I’m lying here on a heating pad because I am cold. I am cold in my bones.” “In your bones, huh?” “Yeah. I get cold in my bones and mad in my veins, don’t you?”

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Virgo Woman Wonders If Her Aquarian Man Is Gay

Dear Elsa, I am living with my boyfriend of four years in his very small hometown while we take a break between college and grad school. His best friend since childhood lives a short trip away so we see him often. I think the best friend is in love with my boyfriend. Neither has ever

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