How To (Not) Attract Scorpio

The Soldier and I still discussing the woman who hit on him… jungle fever and so forth.

He has a Scorpio Moon and Saturn (work, control) in aspect to Mars (sex), very apparent here:

“Unbelievable,” he said.

“Yeah, but common. I hate to tell you but it’s as if being with us will degrade them somehow. We’re supposed to take them somewhere they are not supposed to go and it’s down not up. We are their vehicle to some dark place. We’re their ticket to degradation,” I said with a snort. “And you notice it never occurs to them they could be rejected. All they have to do is make themselves available and we’re supposed to ravish them.”

He laughed. ‘I had something like this happen another time,” he said.

“What?”

“Oh, I was in (country omitted) and this gal, she was a teacher and I guess she wanted to have sex with me,” he said. “I guess. If you can call it that,” he added.

“What did she do?”

“Well at first she just hinted around about it. She was hanging around me and she said things like… she was talking in Spanish and one of the things she said was that she was getting excited.”

I laughed.

“Yeah. She said it just like that. I’m getting excited. So? What does that mean, you’re getting excited? Excited about what?”

“She’s excited standing next to you, or being around you?”

“Yeah, I guess. Damned if I know. Do you want to screw? Then say so. What is this, I’m getting excited? That could mean anything. We were building her a school, see. Was she excited about that? Was that what was exciting her, or exciting to her? Damned if I knew what she meant by that. It wasn’t exciting to me, I’ll tell you that.”

I snorted.

“But anyway she said she was getting excited and I figured that’s what she probably meant. I figured she wanted to have sex. But it didn’t do anything for me, the way she said it so I just ignored her.”

“Then what?”

“Well then she said more. But it was stupid. She said the stupidest thing. She put this in a way that was just so clinical, there was no way I could respond.”

“What? What did she say?”

“She said… this was in Spanish. No, she said. She was explaining to me, see. Like I couldn’t understand,” he said with a grin. “No, I want you to put your penis in my vagina,” he said very deliberately as if he were talking to a child.

I roared.

“Yeah. She said it just like that. And I just looked at her like she was out of her mind. And told her no. I’m not going to do that. I’m not going to put my penis in your vagina.”

“Oh no!” I snorted. “What did she say to that?”

“Well she wanted to know why not. Why don’t you want to put your penis in my vagina, she asked.”

“Did you tell her?”

“Yeah, I told her. I told her that my penis wasn’t interested in her vagina.”

“Oh my God.” I lowered my head into my hands to laugh.

“Well, P, what could I do? Am I supposed to put my penis in her vagina just because she wants it there? I’m not going to do that. The way she put that didn’t do a thing for me. I wouldn’t have the slightest idea how to have sex with someone who would say something like that. I don’t know how people who say things like that have sex and I don’t want to find out. Some men don’t care what they do with their penis. They’ll put it anywhere they can, but I’m not one of them. I happen to care what I do with my dick.”

“Yeah. So what happened after that?”

“Well after that she left me alone. Once she knew I was not going to put my penis in her vagina she was done with me and it was just as well. I was busy, P. We were there to work and her excitement was not part of my job description.”