I mentioned my Leo Mars recently, as it came out in my reaction to a certain Virgo Mars. Anyway, it got me thinking, with all this Leo energy in my chart (I also have Leo rising) I might be a little…
Albert reminds me of this almost everyday. He says nothing. He just has this look. I will be carrying on over something and as I turn to survey my audience, I see his eyes are slightly widened, the corners of his lips are fighting not to pull back. His efforts not to laugh are making his face look like a butt trying not to fart.
Perfect. I love it. Albert has a restrained Capricorn Mars that is working overtime to keep it together, but he can barely contain his Sagittarian glee which eats up my Leo energy with a spoon and spills out of every pore.
“All is lost!” he exclaims in reference to the time I slightly burned dinner and threw myself on the sofa wailing “All is lost! All is lost!”
One time, at his parents he was making a frozen pizza and wanted to know if anyone else wanted any. Did he need to make 2 pizzas? He held up the boxes and said “two pizzas?”
It triggered [Shakespeare Mode.] I said “Two pizzas or not two pizzas, that is the question.”
Mild amusement around the room, a smattering of polite laughter triggered [Continue Shakespeare Mode.] I worked that lazy-boy recliner as my stage as I preformed the rest of the soliloquy interjecting pizza related words wherever I could. “…to take arms against a sea of cheese…” Stuff like that.
Everyone just sat there like “wut?”
Albert said “So two pizzas then?”
As he unwrapped the pizzas and put them in the oven, he shouted “I can’t believe you know that, but you can’t remember the quadratic formula.”
“Your Virgo moon is showing.” I replied.
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