“He’s stuck to you like mistletoe to oak.” That’s what my pal at the gym, Denis from Cameroon said today regarding, “The Salesman”. “What?” Denis twisted himself up. “You know how mistletoe attaches to oak? Once it does, it won’t let go.” I got a mind picture. “Yeah. Well I’ve noticed that and I’m glad […]
Hi, I used to date this guy I met 6 years ago. We were inseparable during internship and I started to like him as we got to know each other more. I was cautioned by my friends that he might be gay. During one drinking session with our friends, he dared me to bite his
Recently I had someone tell me the only people he trusted in this world was me and Doris Day. “And I don’t even know if Doris Day is alive,” he added. Well she is. I checked “Dead or Alive?” and verified this. But anyway, I trust quite a few people. Actually I trust virtually everyone
Dear Elsa, I have been in a relationship with an Aries woman for 5 months. Our relationship is now long-distance, as it has been for the last 2 months or so. I feel this distance on her part – she claims everything is OK. We also fight a lot lately, which we didn’t use to
Dear Elsa, My hubby is or has been looking to have an affair. He takes sex stimulants to arouse himself. He becomes a sex fiend and can go on sexually for one or two hours, which I enjoy immensely. I do give in to his requests occasionally just so my needs are met; then afterwards
On the Mars in Scorpio gal, here’s the story… She’s a hairdresser. She also does waxing and she does a good job. She’s a Pisces with magic and she makes people feel better, regardless of how she feels herself which is often not that well considering she has a Capricorn Moon. And she is just
A few weeks ago when I was thinking about the shadow side of women and how they hunt each other. I discussed this with a friend who is into politics. The election had just ended and he watches all the political shows. He told me he felt the whole culture treated women poorly all the
Dear Elsa. I have always been the sort of person who’s really ambitious and always goes for what I want. I have always considered this to be one of my better character traits. Unfortunately though, with many attempts at greatness comes much failure. And lately, I have come to the frightening conclusion that I am
