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I Envy Aquarius

I have Aquarius envy and I admit it. Today I saw one of them at the gym. Had to be. He was about sixty-five and wearing a dish towel around his head, knotted in the back. No one else is going to be seen in public like that. It reminded me of my old pal, […]

Should I Take My Cheating Boyfriend Back?

Dear Elsa, My fiance recently broke off our engagement after cheating on me!! Things couldn’t have been better for the two years we were together. Then on the night of his birthday, he went out with his two single friends and made some serious mistakes. He didn’t call me for three days, and then when he finally called,

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Capricorn & Fear Of Failure

Dear Elsa, I’m a late bloomer, and have been looking for a fulfilling career. I’ve finally found a job that can support me but still lets me be the high-energy butterfly that I am. I’m training to become a a Licensed Loan Officer, where I get to meet a lot of people and decide whether

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Virgo Worries About Mental Illness

Hi Elsa, My boyfriend of seven years was recently diagnosed with a mental illness. It wasn’t completely unexpected, but now I’m looking for some kind of reassurance. He is deliberately changing many of his thought patterns as part of his healing. Can we still be as solid as ever? Wondering, Virgo Girlfriend Dear Girlfriend, Getting

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Pisces Attracts Emotional Cripples

Hi Elsa, I seem to attract emotional cripples who balk when I won’t put up with their shabby behavior. I was content to have fantasy-riddled correspondences with foreign penpals. But then I met T. We clicked instantly. We discovered a common interest in astrology and compared charts. I very much liked what I saw –

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