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A Man and His Mars – Part Three

I heard once that people showed you their stuff within the first five minutes. The claim was if you paid attention, you could determine the entire course of an interaction in the first few moments of meeting someone. I had tested this theory many years prior and found it quite valid. So after various trial

A Man and His Mars – Part Two

It’s amusing to me, I learned to guess a man’s Mars sign while out looking for sperm. I have already copped to having done this and so no one should be shocked. This was a dozen years ago. I had met a Capricorn who told me that I was “nothing but a mother looking for

sun moon

A Man and His Mars – Part One

If you’re an astrologer and willing to admit it publicly, invariably you will be asked to guess people’s Sun signs. In a party setting I mean. This is exceedingly difficult to do. Legend has it that one renowned astrologer used to agree to guess, on the condition the person answer one question. The question? “When

Gold aquarius waterbearer and symbol

I Envy Aquarius

I have Aquarius envy and I admit it. Today I saw one of them at the gym. Had to be. He was about sixty-five and wearing a dish towel around his head, knotted in the back. No one else is going to be seen in public like that. It reminded me of my old pal,

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