Voice Of Venus In Gemini: “A Beautiful Celery Walked Into A Bar…”

celery_tallthin.JPG“A beautiful celery walked into a bar,” the soldier said. “She sat down at the bar and ordered a drink and the bartender said, say. You look like a nice girl. Why don’t you go over there and talk to that carrot over there. He’s a nice man.”

I opened my eyes wide.

“No, the beautiful celery said. I feel too sad for that. I just broke up and I’m just not ready for that.”

“Ah…” I said sympathetically.  “She’s got a broken heart.”

“Yeah but the bartender said, then how about that cauliflower over there, the one shooting pool. He is also a pretty good guy.”

“No, no, I just can’t do it, celery said.  I just broke up with mushroom and he’s the only fung guy around here.”

I roared.

“You like my joke, P.”

“I do.”

“Well I have to make these things up.  I have to work to do this for you, P. This is work.”

6 thoughts on “Voice Of Venus In Gemini: “A Beautiful Celery Walked Into A Bar…””

  1. Sounds like its a lot of fun for your Soldier to make you laugh, even if he seems to call that “work”. Most days I love going to work, its what I love doing.


  2. So a mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, “We don’t serve your kind in here.” “Why not,” the mushroom asks, “ain’t I a fungi?”


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