Dear Elsa, I am 32 years old, single, and I haven’t had a relationship with a woman in about 4 years. I have lots of friends, my family is alive and well (thank G-d) but I just can’t seem to meet a woman. I am very shy with the opposite sex and people in general […]
Dear Elsa, I am 5 months pregnant. As soon as I found out I was pregnant, it was like my entire thought pattern was altered. My husband is a tremendously selfish person, and in the back of my mind I always knew that but I suppose now that I am older I CAN REALLY SEE
Speaking of pipes, over the weekend I was terrorized in my home (Moon) by a Scorpio (Pluto). He climbed a six-foot high privacy fence to circle the perimeter of my house, rattling my windows and beating on the doors and the sides of the house with a pipe! How’s that for an archetype? And here’s
This is a pretty good guide to guessing a person’s sign. Personally I am incredibly and profoundly lousy at this. You can read about my misguided efforts here: “Accidental Research Regarding A Man And His Mars“. Can you guess a person’s zodiac sign?
Hello Elsa, This year my father died, and after this I changed my view of life. I quit my job that made me unhappy. I started to tell people what I REALLY THINK. I started to tell people that I love them. I am afraid this view will change and I will start acting as
Dear Elsa, My husband cheated on me with his niece. I was very hurt and sought counseling. I have passed through several stages of denial, acceptance, grieving and finally moved on. Because of the children we are still communicating, but his mistress forbids him to see his children and my children are too young to
By way of tracking the Pluto transit to Moon, I wear a lot of black clothes these days. This is fairly appropriate, I am Italian and can wear black well, but I notice it’s become extreme. I completely avoided black last winter, but this year anytime I put any color on, it just feels wrong
Dear Elsa, I am in love very deeply with my best friend. We have an intense connection; he reads my very thoughts in detail. He is unlike no one else I have ever known; his every movement fascinates me. My feelings have not waned for him in the slightest since I’ve known him, despite him
