Dear Elsa, I meet this wonderful Scorpio man and we’ve seen each other for 3 weeks, which is great. Suddenly through a hurtful rumor (not true) he decides we broke up and so follows me to my car, grabs me by the hair, kisses me passionately on the lips… biting me hard when ending this […]
Today I was walking into the gym and ran into my counterpart, a gal who loves the cross-trainer as much as I do. We are connoisseurs of the machine and the other day she was off and I was getting on and knowing she would know, I asked her, “Which is the good one?” See,
HQ asked, “So what are the other natural troublemakers of the Zodiac besides Scorpio? I think Aries are the trouble makers… most definitely. But it’s funny – Aries don’t often show up in as troublemakers in our emails! But if you compare Aries to Scorpio, you’d think they’d both cause equal amounts of trouble for
Doing these videos has been a real education for me, mostly because I have never seen so much of myself in my life. And with Venus square Neptune I have little idea what I look like, what size I am or anything else. Long time readers know my ex, the AMF had to tell me
Elsa, I am a Cancer with a Taurus girlfriend that is much too quiet for me. When we see each other, her quietness is not a problem at all. In fact I think I like it, but I think its the lack of emotion that may be a problem. I’d like to know that she
I’ve also been thinking about the snooping post (Do You Snoop?) this statement in particular: “…and last I trust the universe will let me know what I need to know… at the time I need to know it.” I believe this. I think when there are things I don’t know or I don’t find out,
Dear Elsa, I’ve fallen madly in love with a Pisces six years older than me, but with a lot more experience. The real bad thing is that we’ve become close friends and confident enough for him to tell me everything about his past, present and future girlfriends. I sometimes get quite jealous but always try
Mars (violence, competition, Men) in aspect in Mercury (cars and siblings) boldly wrought. This is the soldier talking… Yeah, my brother liked to mess with my women. He did it once and then he did it again so I ran over him,” he said. “With a car? You ran over your brother with a car?’
