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How To Lose The Interest Of Each Zodiac Sign!

I’ve written about Libra seeking escape from strife and it’s true. If you’re going to be disgusting and gross and make fart jokes, Libra is going to walk. Mercurial types, Gemini and Virgo, want constant variety and mental stimulation. Aquarius is not going to stick around to be bored. Scorpio wants meat, preferably raw. If

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Homer Simpson’s Birth Chart Revealed!

A recently-discovered Easter egg has been making its way around the internet, and it shows the birth date of none other than Homer J. Simpson. On May 12th, 1956, a legend was (fictionally) born. Being an astrologer and a huge nerd, I couldn’t resist running the chart to see what there is to find. And

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Saturn in Aquarius and Toxic Relationships

In the last few years, particularly with Saturn in Capricorn, we saw a resurgence of boundaries. We no longer had the time to invest in relationships that did not serve us, and instead we labelled those relationships “toxic” and cut them off.  We’ve taken a hard line against codependence and have made sure that every

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Why Mercury in Aspect to Pluto Questions Everything

Recently I’ve worked with a string of clients who were having problems with trust. They were waiting for someone who has always been faithful and reliable to betray them, or waiting for money to run out when there was no indication that it would do so. They expected the worst even when the best was

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Mars In Pisces – Deliberately Misleading

Mars will ingress into Pisces this week.  I’ve already voiced my concern about retrograde Venus in Gemini squaring Neptune in Pisces over the next weeks: Warning – Love & Money Deception. I don’t want to make people feel paranoid but there are some things I want to say about Mars in Pisces that may not

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