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Are Cancers really Crybabies?

One of the most common zodiac stereotypes you’ll hear is that Cancers cry all the time. From beginner’s books to memes to hushed conversations between friends, everyone seems convinced that Cancer is all weeping all the time. Being a noted lover of the sign, I feel compelled to dispel the myth!

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Confidence & The Sun Exalted In Aries

I have a lot of confidence these days. I’m not sure how I got it or how I regained this quality or state of being, but it is nice. Some don’t like to seem people with confidence.  I don’t understand this. It’s such a great quality. I will support my claim.

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How To Lose The Interest Of Each Zodiac Sign!

I’ve written about Libra seeking escape from strife and it’s true. If you’re going to be disgusting and gross and make fart jokes, Libra is going to walk. Mercurial types, Gemini and Virgo, want constant variety and mental stimulation. Aquarius is not going to stick around to be bored. Scorpio wants meat, preferably raw. If

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Homer Simpson’s Birth Chart Revealed!

A recently-discovered Easter egg has been making its way around the internet, and it shows the birth date of none other than Homer J. Simpson. On May 12th, 1956, a legend was (fictionally) born. Being an astrologer and a huge nerd, I couldn’t resist running the chart to see what there is to find. And

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